The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilised music in the world.
The more you know, the less you need to show.