I know three things will never be believed-the true, the probable, and the logical.
I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else.
And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a dang, it all.
He that has acquired learning and nor practised what he has learnt, is like a man who ploughs but sows no seed.
Tell no one the secret that you want to keep, although he may be worthy of confidence; for no one will be so careful of your secret as yourself.
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You would never see a bad show.