We are the hero of our own story.
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
Religion is pickled God.
Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You would never see a bad show.
Some of the best advice I ever received was “Man, that was terrible”.
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the Dawn has come.