I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
What the great ones do, the less will prattle of
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.
I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
