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The way to

The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish.

Love is the

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

My wife Mary

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

If you live

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.