Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse cannot make a little cheaper and the people who consider price only are this man?s lawful prey.
In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.
This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and yet more arrogant than man.
The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance…logic can be happily tossed out the window.