It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get.
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.
Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.