If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Morality is the greatest of all tools for leading mankind by the nose.
One day the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
Gold for friends, Lead for foes.
The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people seem to think, repose upon a manly bosom. Much more efficacious are honest work, physical activity, and sudden acquisition of wealth.