The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.
Toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other.
Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.