Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer to be thought enigmas.
The saying “Getting there is half the fun” became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines.
The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over.
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans or junkies. That is where I draw the line.
War is hell, and I mean to make it so.