I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
Tag: Bill Watterson
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.
I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.