Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
Tag: Dave Barry
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a really sharp-looking report.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.