A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other… until death do them join.
Tag: Elbert Hubbard
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A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
Editor: a person employed on a newspaper whose business it is to seperate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.