Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Tag: Fran Lebowitz
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
My favorite animal is steak.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.