Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Tag: Frank Zappa
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life.
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to drink, somebody picking up the garbage, good roads to drive on, enough electricity to turn your light bulbs and your record player on, and whatever smaller amounts of regulatory assistance is necessary to make this society