Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.