Do we really deserve top billing?

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.