Coincidences are spiritual puns.

Nowadays a citizen can hardly distinguish between a tax and a fine, except that the fine is generally much lighter.

A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.

The classes that wash most are those that work least.

Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.