Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.