Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.

We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.