There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Tag: George Carlin
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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.”
Keep thy religion to thyself.
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.
You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for a long, long time.
Hobbies cost money but interests are free.
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?