I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that.

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.