The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Tag: Groucho Marx
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I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been one.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.