A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.

Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.

Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

The worshiper is the father of the gods.

Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.