A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.

In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.