Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature — and another woman to help him forget them.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.