If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.