Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.