An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.