Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
Tag: Lemony Snicket
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear.
If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off reading some other book.