Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething.
Tag: Mark Twain
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Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.
He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it – namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.