The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.

Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.