Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.