A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose.
Tag: Mark Twain
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth – he could not even lie.
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.