The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Tag: Mark Twain
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Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.