If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.
Tag: Mark Twain
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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.