Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.