I can take any amount of criticism as long as I can consider it unqualified praise.

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.