It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.

Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.

Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.