What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.

Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarist.

The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.