Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Tag: Quentin Crisp
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
The continued propinquity of another human being cramps the style after a time unless that person is somebody you think you love. Then the burden becomes intolerable at once.
One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
The young always have the same problem – how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.