Each man is his own prisoner, in solitary confinement for life.

A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun – and neither can stop the march of events.

Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme will be that most neuroses can be traced to the unhealthy habit of wallowing in the troubles of five billion strangers.

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.