Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.

Do not follow where the path may lead…Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.