By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider.

Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.