Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.