If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.