Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Tag: Steven Wright
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.