I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Tag: Steven Wright
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I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded.
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.