If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I have an existential map. It has “You are here” written all over it.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.