If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Tag: Terry Pratchett
Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why is it so dark in here?”
[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.